May 3, 2011 1:59 PM ET
The overdue nighttime converse signal seemed to be buzzing Monday nights (May 2) with humor about the news flash regarding Osama Bin Laden’s death.
Comedy Central’s primary political pundit, Jon Stewart involving weighed around his or her standard flare.
“We’ve received your really excellent present pertaining to a person tonight. Our wedding guest tonight, Philip K. Howard, he has filling in,” Stewart begins. “We experienced an in the beginning scheduled guest, Osama Bin Laden, that is, uh. At the time we considered the idea had been a really special booking. I understood he will puss out.”
The ” Daily Show ” intended for brings that will this individual possessed tuned into“The Celebrity Apprentice”that nighttime to determine in case “Obama andSeth Meyers‘ absolute shellacking ofDonald! Trumpat that White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday had remaining a obvious mark.” He next remains in order to identify his instant response on the bust with programming.
“Just any time it appeared as if that sad dark haired girl was on the verge of possibly be ritually sacrificed by the sweetheart that utilized to mess up ‘The View,’ boom! They split into ‘The Celebrity Apprentice,” he says. “This will be like, 10:30 from night. Out of nowhere ‘The President possessed a great announcement’ So immediately, anyone commence contemplating there exists exclusively a couple things this could almost certainly be.
“A. The President is interrupting ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ to offer far more jokes. The kinds that will he or she had not quite accomplished about Donald Trump. He merely sprang through to Sunday in addition to attended like, ‘Oh f*** that has been an incredible one!’! ; and also he ended up being simply just likely to interrupt t! his demonstrate to receive him quite a few more. Or B. The more inclined scenario, seeing that Hollywood offers educated us. When your african american President interrupts your show, a meteor is went for the earth.”
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